he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.
hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011
Get the hachet fairymug. by km97 February 2, 2015
Get the smiling at fairiesmug. A Female with a fractured mind that build full relationships, marriages and commitments
That all in actually are all a full Fantasy.
That all in actually are all a full Fantasy.
by Dr.Summers June 24, 2025
Get the Fairymug. by Skintyfairy April 15, 2020
Get the Skinty fairymug. Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
Get the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairymug. a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
Get the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug.