by Daecious November 01, 2021
a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.
Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.
@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.
@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed
by austin5629816532 May 13, 2011
definition: with movie trailer voice someone who defies cool. someone who is above celebrity. someone who makes angelina jolie look like a platypus. someone who is clearly faster, smarter, & better than everyone else. someone who knows that they are faster, smarter, & better than everyone else b/c they're cool enough to realize how cool they are... See More. coolness is defined by them. when they fart, cool gas comes out. when they run, cool sparkles are left in their path. their underwear is often stolen and sold for thousands on e-bay. they sell their toe nail clippings on craigslist in order to pay their mortgage. actually they're so cool their mortgage pays itself. its not easy to be a cool-ebrity, of course. you. are. a cool-ebrity.
by dj possesed May 12, 2010
Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.
After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
by dantemac253 May 03, 2011
by bogangrogan March 08, 2009
A more sustainable whey (see what we did there?) to get your protein that helps lower global greenhouse gas emissions and ‘cool’ the planet - by choosing alternatives like insects, algae and indigenous plants (like freshwater lentil or duckweed).
by the riles you know December 28, 2019