by I_AM_bigglesworth February 14, 2011
by nw909 August 22, 2003
a 64 bit operating system created by microsoft that feels just as buggy and insecure as windows vista and xp. Despite having little to no backwards compatibility other than XP mode, it is bought up by pc gamers and mac haters who are only concerned with using their computer for games and business.
It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.
It has made little to no original innovations that do not feel like a macintosh (os x) computer, and is used as a tool to lure Apple users to convert to microsoft. It has nothing that convinces a true Mac user to convert.
Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so
Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.
Windows: and I'm a PC running windows 7
Mac: Hey, look, you're dressing like me.
Windows: Well, I thought if I looked like you people would buy me up.
Mac: Well, you made a very good try, but we're just not twins.
Windows: Well, turns out, we are too stubborn to change how we act, so
Mac: Face it, you look like me, but you're just not me.
by KTJDDD August 11, 2010
by sick66 December 03, 2010
During sex, you put saran wrap over your partners face and crab walk across them while taking a shit.
by toboggan April 13, 2009
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