A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.
“What school do you go to?”
“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”
“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”
“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
by abcdcbabcdcba December 30, 2017
Get the Valley Forge Middlemug. The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.
by wigglewip October 3, 2022
Get the Hoosic Valleymug. A sexual action, very similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
During doggystyle sex, the man puts his finger into the woman's anus, takes it out, and writes a "G" and a "V" on each of his cheeks. After this, the women licks her fecal matter off of his cheeks
During doggystyle sex, the man puts his finger into the woman's anus, takes it out, and writes a "G" and a "V" on each of his cheeks. After this, the women licks her fecal matter off of his cheeks
by DrCap69 April 7, 2024
Get the Great Valley High Schoolmug. Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022
Get the Cache Valley Mormonmug. by NFLlover May 3, 2018
Get the Valley holemug. A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.
You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.
Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.
Hell on Earth.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.
You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.
Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.
Hell on Earth.
by sexybeans October 14, 2023
Get the Juniata Valleymug.