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Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
by LillithofHell December 3, 2023
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Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.
Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.
by Onyne December 11, 2023
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Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)
"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"
by _LEE_ December 14, 2023
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Tim

There are some who call him Tim.
Hi Tim.
by Foopy Shithead the High Sharqu December 3, 2022
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Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship
“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish
by wannabetim December 7, 2022
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Tim

Samuele: that tim is so weird
Jérémy: Yes, he was born without a dick, he's a cockbastard
by Tim Tartsch December 12, 2022
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Tim

Likes marshmallows. Chill like that. Depressed but Funny
Tim: Mothafuckas Cmon Mothafuckas Cmon
by Jedi:Survivor…Hype! January 6, 2023
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