Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 2, 2021

Trop Tard

A person who is a normal person but you hate them enough to call them a trop tard.

Your a trop tard

by Swank101 June 3, 2018

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

gone tarded

When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.

I was inside the house cooking up some meth when all the sudden I smelled smoke on the porch. I immediately went to investigate and saw a flaming bag of poo. I stepped on it to put it out and immediately knew I had just "gone tarded."

by Jason Morales March 25, 2007