Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

Ryan Jiang

A kid with a scary Laugh

Oh no Its Ryan Jiang were all gonna die

by WallabyAussi October 15, 2019

Ryan Bailey

The best MAN of all time

RYAN BAILEY!!!!

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

ryan vincent

a man who only wants a sweet indian housewife named tanisi to cook for him

ryan vincent just asked if he could make me some toast. My toaster is broken.

by ACS_HAWKS October 16, 2023

Ryan Ewing

A stupid fucking retard who suck a lot of cock and gags on cum

This ryan Ewing looking mother fucker is a joke

by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016

Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

Jake Ryan

A term used by women to describe the "perfect boyfriend." Refers to the character portrayed by Michael Schoeffling in the quintessential 1980's teen movie "Sixteen Candles". Women swoon over this idealized composite of the "perfect guy" but deep down know that one guy cannot possibly possess all of the qualities displayed onscreen by this actor: good looks, wealthy, courteous and respectful to privacy issues (as in where he picks up the "sex test" dropped by Molly Ringwald's character Samantha in which she reveals she wants to do 'it' with Jake; come on, most teen guys would be showing that thing off as a trophy and poor Samantha's psyche would be crushed.)

Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?

Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....

Girl # 1: Oh my God! Look at him, he's so....so...
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)

by Capt. Eric Finlander October 17, 2005