lowan paul

If you are experiencing numbness in your testicles, you may have lowan paul. Lowan paul is a newly discovered virus that can be transmitted through sexual activity. You may start to have sexual tensions towards dogs or other animals. If you receive this virus, contact a doctor immediately, your testicles may explode.

But Mr. Police Man, I had sexual temptations towards my dog because of the virus known as lowan paul! It's not my fault.

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

paul sawicki

An alcoholic beverage generally consisting of some brand of cheap Vodka (Svedka, Sobieski) and Crystal Light drink mix.

I'm ready to get drunk, I think it's time for a Paul Sawicki !

by DrunkenCane May 9, 2017

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a lying bastard, homophobic, and deserves to die for mistreating a woman, formally known as Alissa Violet. Alissa deservesd better than that pieve of crap.

Jake Paul is cancer.

by oogly fat rat April 20, 2019

paul murray

The biggest savage you'll ever meet. His dad and him have shlongs the size of of whales

person1:why is that guy walking like there's a brick in his pants
person 2:thats just paul murray's shlong
Person 1:whose that black kid next to him?
person 2:Eleni's bf
person1:oh

by Don Jiggins May 9, 2016

Jake Paul

Probably the most ignorant person in the world. Is only relevant because he makes stupid childish videos. Never in my life did I see A youtuber get roasted by so many others like H3H3, Ricegum, etc.

Jake Paul Fan: HEY DID YOU SEE THAT COOL SONG HE DROPPED, ITS CALLED, ITS EVERYDAY BRO

normal Kid: You need some knowledge, you butthurt Jake Paul fan.

Jake paul fan: ITS LIT EVERYDAY

Normal kid : Can you please shut the fu-- up, your the most idiotic person I met in my life, hope you go to hell with that cringey bi---.

by username_y5dk5 December 9, 2017

Paul king

A small red haired variety of rat commonly found in workshops

He's a bit of a Paul king

Watch that Paul king rat

by Paul kingy May 16, 2018

Ali Paul

Ali Paul is from the band, Elliot Minor.
He is an absolute legend and very sexyyyy.
Alistair Andrew Paul.
He plays keyboard and hides away at the back of the stage, secretly wishing he was centre of attention, he pretends he doesn't like getting attention...
He's basicaly a very lovely guy.

'You're my teddy bear, lalalalalaaaa'

Ali Paul gave me chicken.. legendary man....

by BigSazkaaa March 14, 2009