Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
Get the female drum machinemug. by R1616 November 1, 2020
Get the Female germmug. A female from Roanoke that be grimey and shiesty at the same time. They lead you on and waste your time.
by Dr3so December 6, 2020
Get the Roanoke Femalemug. Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017
Get the Every Female on Facebookmug. Female.
by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025
Get the femalemug. by Not A female dog November 8, 2021
Get the Female Dog...mug. Ah yes, the pieces of shit that put nothing but toxic garbage in this site, and then complain why men hate them so much.
After posting numerous dictionary definitions about how bad men are they cry themselves to sleep after getting ratio'd.
After posting numerous dictionary definitions about how bad men are they cry themselves to sleep after getting ratio'd.
"Oh hey! Heard of that female "A happy human"? That piece of shit that makes sexist remarks about men"?
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 2, 2022
Get the femalemug.