cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

Hippe Cat

A fat lazy cat that loves Cheez-its

My cat is a total Hippe Cat.

by Bobert The Bulfrog May 20, 2009

Noodle cats

Some long bois otherwise known as ferrets

Have you seen the noodle cats recently

by Breegoo August 26, 2019

rainbow cat

A cat that eats glitter and poops rainbows. also has magical power to fly and puke on enemies.

Man, she is such a rainbow cat!

by rainbowcat October 4, 2013

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019