pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.

by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018

Bat

to be rejected or to ignore someone.

Mike: yo,did you talk to that girl?
Gomi: nah bro i got bat.

by ehhh January 3, 2020

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020

Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.

Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone

by I.AmAnoumous.NotWhoYouThink April 2, 2020

Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.

"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020

Bat

A very delicious meal! Tastes very nice with some salt and pepper. One complaint is that it leaves some side effects such as a cough and a fever - but defo worth it as it is so delicious

Wow that bat looks yummy, can I have some?!

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.

Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020