Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 21, 2025

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE April 02, 2016

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 16, 2021

Alaskan Boomerang

After a blowjob the female holds the semen in her mouth and spits it into the males mouth.

Guy 1: "Dude, I heard that Emma gave Mark an Alaskan Boomerang."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's fucked up"

by beastbro74 March 03, 2021

Alaskan Loogie

During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.

True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.

by PHD. Mike Hunt March 06, 2018

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 31, 2023