kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017

Enchantment Table

language used by gods

Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!

by BigGayDaddyIsHereToEatYourFeet October 21, 2019

darcy_wu_table

This is a term used to describe as someone who is literally the kindest, coolest and is extremely fruity person you’ll ever come across, online or irl. Core has major mother issues and is autistic along with a fan of amphibia, toh, undertale and deltarune. She is the queen of angst and will make you cry over xeir amphibia aus. His art and tiktoks are just so amazing and it never fails to put a smile on your face and calm you down when you panic by the notification of her message. He will just die to see your cat in real life and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t /hj. Xey also spam vincussy in chat and core force feeds you it. Along side this, it is rlly funny and I mean EXTREMELY funny like so funny that you can’t breathe most days from the jokes he makes. You love xem with all your heart and soul and let’s be honest, it’s your online bsf most likely and core has probably helped you with your mental health a lot. You constantly think about it when you’re at school and texting them is the one thing you look forward to every day. You cannot describe how much she has helped you and your forever grateful for how much he has done :)

Me and darcy_wu_table >>>> /hj

by Marky wu hair gel January 26, 2022

Tadley

The most amazing man this world have ever seen. The man every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with. He is so smart and understanding, very sexy, Great in bed, and a go getter. If a job needs done he us the first to volentire. He goes out of his way to please the world and does his best to make sure its at peice. He treat a his woman like a queen and will protect and cheris her for ever. He will make sure no harm will come to those he loves.

Man I wish I was more like Tadley

by Nerdgirl129666 February 9, 2019

Tadders

Laddered Tights

Omg Look At Her Tadders! She Looks Like Such A Tramp!!

by Sammeeeeee August 24, 2009

running the table

u think i know it just says ther is no definition for it

??? u think i know???

by neala February 2, 2003

make out table

No love, actually that was me. Not Andy nor Jeff.

<3

Welcome to The Purple Slushies hit list Miss Erin. We're glad to have you :)

by Anti-Christ January 11, 2005