Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral

“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”

Turtle-Tonguing by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025

Turtle Style 

Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.

Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*

Turtle Style by Turt master August 15, 2025

Turtle Style 

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*

Turtle Style by Turt master August 15, 2025

Turtle Soup

When you finishing off Noct. You get Turtle soup.

He sprayed his turtle soup all over her!

Turtle Soup by Noctshell October 25, 2025

turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

turtle head by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

Turtle’s Shoulders by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

Turtle Swirl by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026