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STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH
by Intoxicants May 24, 2021
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Stone face savage

A faceless expression with little to no emotion behind

Mention less face expression
After the samurai had killed the beast he just stood there with no face Expression, it were as if he was a stone face savage
by Sir_Sensei October 15, 2021
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Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020
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black stone brotherhood

The Black Stone Brotherhood OR (BSB) is a secret society founded by and comprised of high powered and highly connected New Zealand business people . The purpose of the society is to seek out and right commercial injustice , using the considerable influence of the members to support or weaken the position of the targeted party in a commercial transaction. Little is known about the amount or number of members but it is rumoured that all members wear matching black stoned rings.
Looks like the Black Stone Brotherhood has been involved!
by enjakay March 22, 2016
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pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
by dankmish December 9, 2010
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Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
by Christian335 August 13, 2017
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Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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