Dry Stick

The action of telling the begining and/or middle of the story without revealing the the most interesting point (which usually occurs towards the end). This is most common when telling secrets, sexual stories, gossip, or embarassing situations.

The act of giving the "Dry Stick" usually occurs when the person is telling the story then realizing how embarassing, ridiculous or stupid the story or tale is. Then set person regrets starting the story-telling and therefore gives you the "Dry Stick" by not revealing the last section.

To see how to redeem a "Dry Stick" see Wet Stick

"So we were sitting in the car and my finger somehow ended up in her..no no wait I can't say it."

"Come on.. don't give me the dry stick."

by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008

cheese stick

unwashed penis

"He asked for oral sex but the smell of his cheese stick made her gag"

by Spycho August 4, 2003

Stick work

Exhibiting video game skills with the controller while playing a game. (Usually Madden Football).

That boy has some sick stick work. He's sick on the sticks.

by Ryan Glick February 11, 2009

stick dick

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.

Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

Lip Stick

When a male dog becomes aroused and "unsheaths it's sword" resembling an extending lipstick.

"Dude, that dogs is humping your leg."
"What do I do?"
"Oh... here comes the lip stick!"

by Eh David February 1, 2005

swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.

I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.

by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Fag Stick

1. A tall, lean male homosexual.

2. An elongated wooden object used by male homosexuals to enlarge their anal rectum and find sensual pleasure. Generally found in the shape of a penis, although this may differ in cases involving kinky individuals or those with abnormal tendencies of distortion.

3. A fantastical object (much like a wand) conjured in the minds of many homosexual men, (esp. just before an orgasm caused by masturbation and mental fantasizing), that is supposed to turn attractive, straight men into queers with the simple flip of the wrist. The 'Fag Stick' is generally attached at one end to the groin, in place of the penis.

NOTE: As of yet, no such object has been found and proven operational; thus dispelling any concerns or fears many straight men have felt upon discovering the notion of such an item.

1. "John Dyss is one lanky Fag Stick."

2. "Can you believe he actually brought his Fag Stick to school?! Gross..."
3. "I swear, someday I will use my Fag Stick on that hunk-of-a-man!"

by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011