Stace

Coolest,Sexiest nicest person you’ll ever meet all the girls want to kiss him and he always carries his 1 foot pork sword around with them.

Girl 1: I like him so much

Boy 1: y
Girl 1 : he is nice and has a big a$$ d!ck I love stace

by HI MOMMY February 19, 2018

stacey

to be mentally insane

you are Stacey

by umpteen4life'sfreind June 4, 2018

spice up your life

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

Stacey

An insanely chubby girl with a bad attitude who's fucked her horse

"Hey, did you hear about how Stacey fucked her horse?"
"Wtf, I hope she gets aids"

by Suicidal Horse January 6, 2017

slice me

How to ask for a slice of someone's pizza

Hey, Darrel! I see that Dominoes you got! Slice me!

by theslicer October 25, 2009

Stacey

A person, who's mom has got it going on.

Man, Stacey's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

by kiecker223 June 8, 2018

Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006