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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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Squirrel

Perfect substitute for any expletive, adjective, verb, exclamation, or noun in the entire English language.
Squirrel you!
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
by BushidoTech February 26, 2017
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Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at
Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel
by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
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Squirrel

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SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
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Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All
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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
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