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Squirpy

Adj. - Result of fruits becoming over ripened and very soft which then emit fluids - stage before it goes totally rotten and moldy.
Don't eat that peach, it's gone squirpy!
by dcdreaming55 August 27, 2013
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Squirrel kiss

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!
by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017
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Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
by SMac89 December 21, 2010
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squirmish

An international conflict that is so politically delicate that any involvement is officially 'denied nor confirmed'.

The word is invented by governor Sarah Palin in May 2011 when she mispronounced "skirmish" when referring to the involvement of the US in the 'Arab Spring'. The word happened to perfectly describe the awkwardness of the situation.
The position of the government is totally vague, its a definite squirmish.
by Aufbakanleitung May 2, 2011
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squite squirrel

check out the squite squirrel
by squitymcsquitesquite March 16, 2009
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Honey Squirrel

noun - A derogatory term given to a chick at a club or bar. It is intended to strip the bitch of any dignity and/or self-respect she may have; 'honey squirrels' are usually semi-attractive, dolled-up Cunts with horrible attitudes.
Look at this stupid fucking bitch right here; little honey squirrel. I am going to choke this bitch out back in the alley.
by Gypsy Credit May 8, 2011
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Dirty Dirt Squirrel

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.
by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006
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