Smitty

Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.

"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"

by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015

Shittybaggin'

When you're carrying a bag of some serious metaphorical shit behind you, and you keep getting happy and forgetting about it until the moment you look back and see that it's still there and it really bums you out.

Today has been so up and down for me, I must still be shittybaggin' about my bonsai dying.

by salgatron July 23, 2015

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015

shitty shoebox

The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it

I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox

by I have 2 dads December 31, 2015

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016

smittysmile

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".

Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile

by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016