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Slap and Slide

A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.
Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.
by joiepietrouskie September 6, 2013
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021
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slip-and-slide

Basicaly a code word used around earjacking muthafucka's that refers to having intercourse.
1) While at work in his cube surrounded by earjacking co-workers Jamal was talking on the phone to Tanisha, the local hood rat/chickenheadabout their plans for the evening. Tanisha was telling him over the phone that she is feeling real hot and horny, alley cat throbbing and all. Jamal said biachI can't wait to get off work so we can do the slip-and-slide. Tanisha said niggaI can't wait to cum all over your magic stick.
by tee-k May 26, 2006
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Snider

Noun.

An alcoholic drink usually made from fermented apples.

Leaves one feeling wretched the day after.

When consumed whilst driving you will usually crash.

A good way of killing a lot of time.
Would you like a pint of snider? Oh yes please

Not to be confused with - there's nout snider than a pint of 8% cider.
by MBRY2010 June 29, 2010
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Slidey Snap

A hot dog, esp. one bought at a convienence store or truck stop.
I've got $20 dollars in deisel on pump 3, and these two slidey snaps.
by Erpelking August 5, 2009
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slide dating

A dating relationship void of emotional attachment and comprised of a sexual "sliding" relationship.

Slide dating refers to the action the penis takes when sliding into the vagina.
We were dating, but it wasn't serious. We were just slide dating.
by Arnda September 13, 2011
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slideydupe

When the retards at urbandictionary.com dont want to publish a decent definition like (retard right), rather, they'd publish some dumbass random word to get other dumbasses to agree with their bullshit.
UD moderator1: Retard right is not a good enough definition.

UD moderator2: I agree. Lets just keep allowing people to type stupid ass words to promote MTV jewish degeneracy so that humanity doesn't progress and feels sorry for the holohoax. Slideydupe.
by TruthHammer2000 June 1, 2012
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