shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009

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Ah shit

When something happens to you unexpectedly, or when something bad that you haven't prepared for happens.

Tyler- You ready for the maths test today?
Jane- Ah shit

by BlurryWolf909 July 6, 2017

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Deep Shit

1. When you are in a serious amount trouble.

e.g. "Im in deep shit."

2. A seriously dark or over thought idea.

e.g. Person 1: "Life is completely pointless"
Person 2: "Wow, thats some deep shit."

3. When you are in the middle of a shit and you start going into deep thought and all ignore around you, eventually realise you spend way too long on the toilet then you should have.

Deep Shit

by TheBurntToast August 16, 2019

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Indian Style Shit

When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.

Remember to use your left hand...

You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.

by LongRod_VonHugendong March 20, 2010

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shit biscuit

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

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