Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

selfie arm

the arm visible in a picture when

someone is taking a selfie. Now Less common after the front facing camera was popularized

John: Did you see Sara's picture on Instagram?

Jim: yeah it must have been a selfie. Look at that arm!

Or.

Jim: is this a selfie?

John: I don't see a selfie arm but maybe they used their front facing camera

by Juan Pablo Montoya 69 November 3, 2013

Selfie Sunday

A picture taken of yourself by yourself and posted on a social media site on any particular Sunday.

"Do not photobomb me, this going up as my selfie sunday."

by instagrammarnazi March 2, 2014

Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative May 31, 2018

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

Kill self

Meaning, take off all your clothes and run around the house naked like your a red head on drugs

John, “BRAD

Brad, “yeah John?”

John, “kill self”

Brad, “what the fuck”

by G46 December 20, 2017

Self Suffocation

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart

Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow

by superMonkey5000 August 17, 2008