Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

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Full scomo

The act of getting blind and ignoring all responsibilities

Got my house warming this weekend, gunna go full scomo, not holding back

by SANTA_691 February 23, 2022

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Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.

1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.

by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

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Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.

Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!

by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022

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The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

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