schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".

You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.

by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012

Scemoic

Scemoic is a adjective that describes someone/something as Scene (sce), Emo (mo) and Epic (ic). Combining all three words scene, emo and epic; will give you Scemoic!

*Girl walks out of Hot Topic's dressing room with all black dress, lace gloves, blue and black hair extensions, dark make-up and goth jewelry*

Girl: "How do I look?"

Boy: "You look very scemoic... It's amazing and I like it!"<3

Girl and Boy: *Hugs*

or

*walks into goth room*

Girl: *Gazes around* -Gasp in excitement- "This room is so Scemoic!"

by The muffin man! October 23, 2011

schborgaborg

something someone says when you have nothing else to say in an awkward conversation with awkward people.

Mackenzie: "I had a dream where my grandmother drove us off a cliff and then your grandpa licked my ear"
Lindsy: schborgaborg!!!

by lalulilo December 1, 2011

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schloegeled

When a guy leads a girl on for a really long time and then just forgets about her.

He really schloegeled you! Sorry you got schloegeled!

by Definition master 92 March 7, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016