Santa

*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 25, 2019

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Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia December 01, 2019

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A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.

Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES

by CRYING SEAGULL December 06, 2021

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SANTA

TheBadgerCat

Thebadgercat = Santa

by MrMagmaYT January 29, 2022

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A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 04, 2021

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The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

by Susanea September 03, 2020

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MY MOM IS SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yeetboi0009 August 05, 2021

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