Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Samanta or Santa

A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3

I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos

Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33

Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone

Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?

Me: Yeah, how did you know?

Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have

by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021

Santa's month

A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D

Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?

Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))

by Dan the nan June 3, 2022

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in gasoline.

Last night Ryan and Jayla did a Santa scye while we were hanging out in McDonald’s

by scyescrazyassworld February 23, 2024

Santa

The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole

I love Santa

by 1_Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human_1 December 17, 2020

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019