Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.

"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Rags

Fat nigga mexican that says he will hack anyone that says fortnite is bad

This nigga is a punk ass rags fr

by Bigman26666ap May 20, 2020

RAG

R.A.G- stands for Rough As Guts. Rough as Guts is an Australian term for a rough bogan.

My neighbour is RAG as he swears all the time, throws things and is always drunk.

by TrueBlue Aussie December 26, 2022

Rag

Grabbing anyone by something like their hood or hair holding onto it as tightly as you can, and then beating them up by forcefully making them end up onto the floor by any means necessary and throwing several uppercuts.

Kenny got ragged when he wore his hood over his head and Henry pulled him by his hood and started uppercutting him while proceeding to trip him onto the ground and continue throwing the same punches he was throwing.

by Junior's World January 22, 2017

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

by PeterMannion May 1, 2019

do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.

Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.

by BluStarr September 24, 2016