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PE teacher: "get ready for the pushup fitness test"
me: "can we do knee pushups?"
PE teacher: *looks at me like I'm insane* "uhh... no..."
me: *gets down on mat, now looking stupid*
PE teacher: "ready, set, go!"
me: *does 2 half pushups before collapsing*
me: *continues to lie facedown looking dumb af, waiting for the other kids to finish so I can leave*

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pushup by TheRealSlamB36 May 13, 2020
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pushing white 

That girl's succulent gash had me pushing white so fast.
pushing white by dafizzif September 30, 2020
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pushiemama 

Someone you apricate and don't know how to thank them so you say " you're a pushiemama!"
Thank you so much for this gift! You're a pushiemama!!😘😘❤❤💕👍😁😊
pushiemama by PUSHIEMAMACREATOR March 23, 2021
A Lovely king originated from Sanskrit,Pushkraj is Growth oriented, strong, visionary, adventurous, spendthrift, freedom loving, restless, spiritual, Adventurous, Energetic, Curious, Visionary, Magnetic, Expansive.
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Pushin P’s 

When you get your penis and wack it against your friend/homie’s penis.
Yo, I caught Max and Derrick Pushin P’s earlier. I thought they were brothers.
Pushin P’s by Laibah February 8, 2022

pushin P 

pushin p means pushin faith, im P. it’s a proven fact
boy 1: “ayeeeeee what we pushin??”
boy 2: “ PUSHIN P”
boy 1: “ nah we pushin faith!”
pushin P by ms.pimpinyourshoe March 17, 2022

Pushing Pooh 

Similar to Pushing P but Pushing Pooh means you're a nigga who simply don't care and you wear Ski Mask's
Pushing Pooh by Ppai March 17, 2022