The act of surgically carving out your anal verge, until your anal prolapse falls out like Hiroshima.
by KrispyCum November 28, 2025
Get the Pumpkink mug.When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.
"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT
by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010
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An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010
Get the Glitter Pumpkins mug.Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).
by jd doe77 April 2, 2011
Get the Criminal pumpkin mug.Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
by Codester91 July 29, 2011
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Is Becky bringing that tumble pumpkin of hers to Thanksgiving dinner?
I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.
I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.
by inkbot July 7, 2012
Get the tumble pumpkin mug.When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015
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