Peak Piece

The rightful and correct name for the best piece of fiction in the world even better then the bible

Bob: Hey can I read the bible?
Chad: no, Peak piece is better in every way.

by Cyborgium August 28, 2023

can I get a piece

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.

Can I get a piece of that ass?

by Giganerd April 24, 2004

Jack the piece

The act of stroking your dick, especially after a long day at work.

1. Fuck man it's 10 in the morning but I really need to jack the piece right now.

2. Pull out the piece and just jack it all over her face

by Og af January 12, 2017

lemme get a piece

When you get something and someone that is close to you asks for some.

"*Opens bag of hot cheetos*"
"Damn nigga lemme get a piece"

by YaBoiJohnn September 4, 2017

shit damn piece

a swear combination for expressing frustration in an overly efforted and comical manner.

aw fuck, shit damn piece. this computer wont load that wifi two blocks down. (punches computer pad)

by crockman4 September 27, 2017

Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper

1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.

1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u

by SomeGuyWithAName July 6, 2018

reese's pieces principle

when someone tells you about something nice they have and you assume it is an invitation to take/try it.

"I showed him the Reese's Pieces fun pack I was given at work and he grabbed it from me and ate it. When I asked him why did you do that, he said 'reese's pieces principle'"

by jcon94 July 21, 2018