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Phanaygle

The act of doing something sexual with another person.
We phanaygled all night last night.
by Dismay in the Va-jay-jay June 27, 2010
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Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.
I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010
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Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.
I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.
by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010
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Phantom Adder

A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.
I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder

This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"
by Kurtamin April 13, 2011
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Phaphing

The act of tinkering with your smartphone. Constantly.
"Stop your phaphing and get on with some work!"
by Fwing June 16, 2011
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Phamplet

A word used to say an old classmate had intercourse with a former teacher. It's origin is from the word "Pamphlet" in the sense that the teacher is the pamphlet, and is filled with knowledge, and the classmate "picked up" the pamphlet. The re-arranged letters makes it sound dirtier though.
Student 1: "Hey, you know how I said I saw our old teacher in the bar last night?"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"
by Barton Allen August 9, 2012
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pharming

The act of searching another person's bathroom or medicine closet for expired or forgotten script pills with the intent of stealing them to get high. Usually done by a group of teens or young adults at their rents houses and then pooled and shared.

Derived from the word farming to imply "getting by on what sprouts up" and substituting the "f" with the phonetic equal "ph" as in pharmacy to imply "getting by (high) off whatever can be harvested."

The location the pills are taken from is often referred to as a pharm.
"More cautious than most, Justin always looked up the purpose of the pills he found after pharming his friends' houses to learn of any risks or interactions taking them might cause."
by Sleightflow December 9, 2012
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