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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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pain

an abnormally large hole in your heart where the person you loved most left a massive void that no-one can fill in because they hurt you so bad.

no-one really understands the meaning of pain until they feel it so if someone tells someone they're in pain, they'll just say "lol same 🤪' and just hurt the other person even more
girl #1 : they left me in so much pain
girl #2 : lol i'm in pain too

girl #1 : (quietly) forget i said anything
by slowlydyinglol December 21, 2021
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Pain

Friend: do you know what pain is?
Me: I know all too well...
by Lonestar125 August 2, 2020
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Pain

When you're playing pinball and the ball goes straight between the flippers.
"I almost got the high score on that pinball game, then the ball went right between the flippers."

"Wow, that sucks. Is that what true pain feels like?'

"Yes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
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Pain

(of a part of the body) hurt.
"sometimes my right hand would pain"
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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Growing Pains

Man, Mary have me some real bad growing Pains last night. She's such a tease.
by GimpyMcGimpo July 24, 2021
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Charlie Paine

this guy is an absolute god at life, no questions asked
i wish i could be like Charlie Paine
by user63781253672156378152763127 February 7, 2023
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