One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"

Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck

One Direction by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014

one for the road 

1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.

2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.

1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."

2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.

one for the road by Nick D February 16, 2004

One Eyed Pirate 

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

One Eyed Pirate by Bainemo August 16, 2004

One Direction

A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners

Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!

One Direction by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013

one-time 

police officer/s.

one-time by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

one direction

-gay
-shit

one direction is gay

one direction by geek101440 May 24, 2014

One Time 

Police. See #1. You look at them one time. If you double take or look too long you might attract their attention. In doing so, with a cop with nothing better to do and if in their minds they suspect an ounce of fishy shit going on with you, expect to get followed for a bit so they can check your plates, pull you over and/or get talked to to see what's up with you.

From the movie Street Kings

Coates: Man, we got the one time up in here. Motherfucking po-po. Is there any square cops out there? Or is everybody out for theirs?

One Time by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010