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Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.
Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.
by Just_kindred August 9, 2017
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chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.
Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
by SCSmase June 10, 2016
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.
When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.
by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013
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Sunshine Beers

Sunshine beers are taken usually the night before a holiday or the at last opportunity prior to the travellers departure.
Yo blood, I'm out Friday so we better do your sunshine beers tonight....
by Wavehead Boy March 12, 2009
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garon beer

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.
by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016
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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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