Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

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Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

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Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

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people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

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Super Straight

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.

Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

by bee movie guy's bitch April 6, 2023

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