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Swish and Flicked-Her

When the man swishes his penis around inside the girls wet vagina, then flicks his penis on her, sending her pussy juices all over her--Swish and Flicked-Her.
Bob:

My girl was so wet last night I accidentaly swish and flicked-her
by nastygirl82 March 30, 2010
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Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011
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Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010
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nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y
"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"
by Mr. Grime April 28, 2011
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painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.
Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.
by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010
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dancing in her jammies

Happiness at someones eagerness and willingness to advance the democratic party by being active in politics.
She was dancing in her jammies to hear that Kathy is now the new democratic club secretary in her county.
by Jeanie out of the bottle August 25, 2006
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pooped her nest

A self made mistake that effects you personally.
Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.
by b macksimum March 5, 2008
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