Naked Nathan

A guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on.

"Did you see that guy? He's playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!"

"Yeah, that's Naked Nathan. He does that all the time."

by shamutheawesomewhale January 11, 2010

Nakedtivity

1: noun, Something made by the more festive Christian Nudists. Unlike most Christians, however, Nudist Christians don't leave the nakedtivity up after dark. This is mostly to to the harsh temperatures of winter.

2: adjective, When something you have seen involving nakedness leaves a lasting mental scarring.

1a) It's a good thing Bill and Shelly just had a kid. Now we have a baby Jesus for this years Nakedtivity.

1b) "Okay, people, its 5:30pm Nakedtivity duties are suspended until 11:30 tomorrow morning."

2) I just got back from swimming at the YMCA. No matter how fast I ran through the shower I couldn't avoid the nakedtivity.

by King Leper December 6, 2011

naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Naked sure

you're so sure about it you're willing to be stripping over it.

Bro1: THE WORLD WILL END ON DECEMBER 21st
Bro2: Are you naked sure about that?
Bro1: DAM RIGHT.
*December 22nd*
Bro1: Dammit...
*Runs around in the street naked*

by SgtFlex February 1, 2013

Nakedtive

When nudity negatively effects a persons self image or impacts others in a negative way.

Seeing your parents in the nude is a nakedtive

A group of senior citizens had to much wine and began to take off all their clothing in public it was truly a Nakedtive!

by Nakedtive NYC February 7, 2013

Naked-sama

The God of being naked. Worship is just the simple practice of taking all of your clothes off. Sex counts as self-sacrifice within the guidelines of the religion, which guaranties the worshiper a spot in the naked heaven.

"The path to enlightenment can only be achieved by truly getting naked with one's self." - Naked-sama

by Naked-sama October 31, 2013

Naked-Sama

An act of recreational sumo wrestling, while naked and for an audience. Preferably with at least one participant being asian.

Accidental buggery is allowed: Fingering opponent's anus and/or vagina, pulling opponent's private parts, etc.

"Oh man, we had a Naked-sama that lasted an entire day. My private parts will be sore for weeks"

by LikeTA November 5, 2013