Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

DAVEaroni nap

When you nap all day while an important person is driving across the country.

I’m going to take a DAVEaroni nap, see you in 18 hours.

by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023

Nap

You’re going to sleep through it.

Let’s go to school, no that’s nap!

by Bcw February 19, 2019

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 1, 2020

needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019