Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 06, 2017

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 05, 2024