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Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss
That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!
by The one blk guy January 16, 2022
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mockey moose

They had some great mockey moose
by BlitzRain December 21, 2021
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Double moose knuckle

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house
by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022
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Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock
Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill
by zadra January 26, 2005
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Moose goggles

When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
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Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.
dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right
by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021
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Baby Moose

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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