talk to the mirror

The same thing as “talk to the hand” but instead it means to talk to yourself

Someone - “You’re ugly”
You - “..Talk to the mirror”

by KakiriMalito January 20, 2023

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 6, 2023

eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

Cylinder of mirror

I don't have a choice til I'm out of the cage

Hym "Remember the cylinder of mirror?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

Check your mirrors

When someone needs to nuance or reflect on what they have done or before doing something think about it from above.

Person 1: Who do you think it is?
Person 2: Hold on, I need to check my mirrors

Person 1 What is that?
Person 2 When someone needs to nuance or reflect on what they have done or before doing something think about it from above.
Person 1 Alright go ahead
Person 2 Okay, I think It's T_Cr6el1

Check your mirrors

by Softopps June 17, 2024

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 8, 2024