Michael

A retarded, autistic, asshole who is gay.

Jonny: wow who's that autistic kid

Dylan: oh, that,s just michael dont pay attention to him

by srm drrd May 10, 2019

Michael

A really gay boy. Usually ginger. Just all round queer. Shite at football. Once ww a boy

Oh look at Michael he’s going with a boy again.

by Turd mister 69 69 69 November 05, 2018

Michael

Rude kid who likes to annoy people but many people love him he is very sweet l but he loves to tease people, his favourite catchphrase is go to hell, he can be rude but many people absolutely love him.

To some is is a butthole though,

He also has a little baby dick

" oh my god I love Michael"
"Michael is a butthole "

by ThePooplesNation rules June 25, 2016

Michael

Somebody that is pretty nice but weird and is generally Asian but is not good looking at all

Ew it’s Michael

by Kehhwgsbdjhwggd December 16, 2019

Michael

A michael is a guy who always thinks so highly of himself and will yell at you if you do something slightly wrong or stop him from getting the W in fortnite and always swears and curses at every living thing he sees that contributed to his death in a multiplayer match also he is the one to stay home and play minecraft and brag that he was full diamond armor that is enchated.

God Damnit michael

by Moth Man76 December 05, 2018

Michael

The guy who is a Jody and has no common sense.

Hey look at that guy, what a total Michael.

by Rofl Banshee January 17, 2018

Michael

To push large foreign object up ones private areas repetitively

Come here Gavin I'm going to michael your ass latah nibbah

by Natecruz July 21, 2019