matt kirkwood

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.

Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.

by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018

matt dwyer

A kid that is gay likes men and has no friends

Oh my god look at Matt Dwyer over there he is such a fucking retard

by Matt is gay 42069 December 16, 2019

matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

Matt Kozak

A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).

Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.

by Elsa Schraeder March 9, 2020

Matt Lieberman

Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.

Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.

Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.

Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.

Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.

by Distawoduhi October 5, 2020

Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020

Matt Kibbe

A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks

- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.

-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce

-was aneconomist for the RNC

Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.

by Titus Optimus July 23, 2012