Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011

matt haskins

Will be seen eating out of a flask. Has many nicknames (matt flaskins, backflip haskins, chad, eugene, maaaatt haaaaskins, solid gold ect. Very good at parkour

Matt haskins do a triple parkour backflip

by scorchedbeach June 12, 2016

PEB-MATT

PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.

Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.

by svenkle January 22, 2019

Nasty Matt

An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008

matt dwyer

A kid that is gay likes men and has no friends

Oh my god look at Matt Dwyer over there he is such a fucking retard

by Matt is gay 42069 December 16, 2019

Matt hood

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach

Dude matt hoods a faggot

by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019

matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020