May 13 

May 13 is when girls get to suck dick

May 13 : all girls go get some

May 13 by Thebadbitch November 19, 2019

May 16th :) 

Most people born on this day are complete and utter dumb bitches! This isn’t any normal day.... it’s a day when you can feel free to be as dumb as you like!!!!

OMG it’s May 16th :) !!! You know what that means Courtney? YOU’RE A DUMB BITCH :)

May 16th :) by dUmB bItCh :) October 17, 2019

may i please fart in your mouth 

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

May 21 

Suck the person sitting across from you in seat 5 on the bus

Bend over boy it’s May 21

May 21 by Bad boy Val kid May 20, 2019

May 21 

National dumbass day
If you were born on this day you are stupid

Wow alex is born on may 21 . Makes sense he's a real dumbass

May 21 by Xxivan_fortnitexX October 30, 2019

May 19

The day when we go back to school due to coronavirus.

Girl:Hey do you lnow what today is

Boy:No
Girl:Today is May 19 when we go back to school

May 19 by WEIRDO_JUGHEAD1.2 March 26, 2020

May 4 

The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.

Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!

May 4 by Yo47 May 4, 2009