mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016

mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.

I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!

by chickey85 July 1, 2014

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021

Spencer’s mom

A really hot mom with tig ol bitties and a big booty

Guy: dawg spencer’s mom is so hot
Guy2: i know right she got some tig ol bitties

by nik vag April 18, 2019

mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016

Soccer mom

Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.

Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.

by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016