Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016

PTL (Pass the Load)

The act of sucking off a guy and immediately turning to another guy and begin kissing him while having the first guy’s load in your mouth.

At the gay orgy Alex enjoyed PTL (Pass the Load) by sucking off Brendan and passed it on to Jason with a creamy kiss.

by asscandi December 8, 2025

loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

EXP/load

LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.

(verb)

1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.

(noun)

2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.

3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.

(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads

(adjective) - EXP/loadable

- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")

- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")

- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")

by MrGlasco October 14, 2010

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018