Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022

knee slap

when you slap your girls titties but they are so hard they dont clap back

i gave her a knee slap, smirking.

"yeah, they were so hard it was a full on knee slap."

by knockknockdefinetime June 18, 2022

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.

Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!

by MChains73 August 16, 2022

Whack Knees

When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.

She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.

by ManChild18 September 5, 2022

Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat

I have a bad case of drivers knee

by Hankhill69 October 24, 2022

MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.

"MY FUCKING KNEES"

by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022