Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

by Mr. Krüger February 19, 2006

Viking King

A sexual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. The other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. Done in celebration of Norse heritage.

Person 1: So...what do you want to do tonight baby?
Person 2: VIKING KING!!! *horns*
*humping ensues*

by odin_the_destroyer December 14, 2010

The Munchkin King

The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of sykes (if needed look up definition for "sykes". It, because the sex of the king cannot be determined, walks the floor of sykes preying on anyone that shows any glimpse of fun, or hope of having fun, THE VERY NOTION of fun even! You might not see it for it waddles around too short to be seen by normal statured humans. The only way you might notice it is that the smell of it or the horrible cackling laughter that it spews while feasting on the aforementioned fun. We refer to it as "King" because the "Munchkin It" just doesn't begin to describe the fear and power it seems to think it commands. However "It" would be a more appropriate title to better represent the appearance and actual level of power it has. Everyone lives in fear of it though because of its superb stalking powers. It sneaks up and spies on you when you least expect it and if you are doing something that it disapproves of it will cling to to and slowly start to suck the life out of you. The only way to fight the leeching power of it is to realize that you are a more advanced life form and you are in no way intimidated by this vertically challenged, large massed creature. Eventually the population around you will notice it leeching off of you and begin to realize also that they have no reason to fear it, and begin to behave like the more advanced lifeforms that they are. That will send it into a demension of anger that it has never realized before, however it's low capacity for feelings and general knowledge will put too much pressure on it's vital organs and it will explode. Ending all the hatred and world hunger, making the world a better place without it.

I was surfing the web today, but The Munchkin King noticed and now I'm slowly dying of it's leeching.

by Aaaaace October 26, 2008

King Cobra

Cheap 40 of Malt Liquor.

Ya Kno: Grab me a 40
True: Yea kid, what kind?
Ya Kno: King Cobra
True: True

by Get Money September 28, 2005

king for a day

Track number 16 on Green Day's Nimrod album. The song is about how a young boy begins cross-dressing at the tender age of 4. The lyrics basically speak for themselves. It is also about the frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong's bisexuality.

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Wasn't Made For Only Girls
G.I. Joe In Pantyhose
Is Making Room for the One and Only

King For A Day!
Princess By Dawn
King For A Day
In a Leather Thong...

by non-conformity April 19, 2006

Yes-King

Yes-King is a quick and witty expression to say "Yes" to someone, while dissing them up at the same time. The insult from saying "Yes-King" is to infer that they are also a Wong-Fung-Ngai, which is very insulting in Chinese.

Juan-Pablo: Yo are we going to hit up some flylice my flend?
McLigz: Yes-King...Who are u mang? Dun be so lay!

by Juan-Pablo Hernandez May 2, 2006

king fucker chicken

A popular, rebellious Japanese heavy metal band who for some reason decided to name their band in English.
aka KFC.

"Are you going to the KFC concert?" or "I got the latest King Fucker Chicken CD."

by [ - stacys mom - ] November 3, 2003