jew headache

A specific form of hangover resulting from a bad ass night of drinking way too much Manischewitz.

Yo J, Cool T, I woke up with the worst jew headache this morning, I pounded back half a bottle of Manischewitz to the dome last night.

by eli8228 December 25, 2008

jew clown

1.A very successful clown, usually with a big red nose, wearing JEWlery of the fingers and very curly 'puffy' hair, that stands in a jew fro a jewish clown's main act is to beg for money, or dress up in a banker suit (jewish clowns are often playing the role of many stereotypical jewish jobs). Jewish Clowns, play their acts well, and recieve much money, usually if they pay is just a wince under what they usually make, or their food isn't just right they will monotonously complain.

2. One big douche bag, usually considered an insult if called a Jew Clown

John your a fucking jew clown, no one likes you.
Wow John, real mature you probably lick jew clown nipples
Bozo is a famous jew clown
"Wow Mordecai! Your going to be one big Jew Clown!" Said Joxepa bergbergstein

by aofwbegwao March 19, 2008

jewing around

When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch

Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt

by That messedup April 23, 2018

jew wad

A wad of money, folded in half, but with the outermost bills being the least valuable.

"Damn, you broke?"
"No, I just have a jew wad"

by tibberous December 9, 2008

Jew Bomb

Dropping the Jew Bomb in hope of ditching that ex-flirt, saying that you're supossedly jewish.

Guy: "Did you know I was Jewish?"
Girl: "Aww hell no, you're dropping the Jew Bomb on me?"

by Inventi June 11, 2014

jew-rich

more money than oprah.

that guy's got so much money, he's jew-rich!

by thegothereguy March 23, 2011

Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

by Saint947 April 23, 2014