Jake Paul

If someone watches this youtuber, they are sure to get cancer and be in the hospital for the restriple of their lives.

Jeez, my friend just got cancer and is in the hospital forever because of Jake Paul!

by runniggerniggerierunniggerie September 1, 2017

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Jake Page

Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.

Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....

Marissa: Ya me either......

Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!

Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!

by A150n November 28, 2011

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Jake Tomey

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out

god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey

by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018

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Jake Lyne

A word commonly used in south west England gangsta slang to describe a person you believe to be a legit G. Jake Lyne was an 80's legend in the region so it is received as a compliment.

Henry: Wow look at that black man do you think hes a 'jake lyne'
Peter: Blacks are always legit.
Henry: True would you say the late great Jake Lyne was black or white?
Peter: he was more muslim.

by Snood Doggs Illegitimate Son March 9, 2009

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